They say you should use your toothbrush twice a day. But that was before the invention of the toothbrush vibrator. Now you use it until you drain the batteries!
It might be the 20 orgasms talking, but WOW! What a great time to be alive.
A quick Google search for “sexual accidents during masturbation” gives you an incredible list of the most shameful ways to visit the emergency room.
And surprise, surprise.
95% of the heroes who come to the ER with a bottle of Coke up their ass are men.
This makes one wonder if a man really landed on the moon, and if so — how?