Putting a cucumber inside your vagina

A quick “sexual accidents during masturbation” Google search gives you an incredible list of the most shameful ways to visit the emergency room.

I guess it doesn’t come as a surprise that 95% of the heroes are males. The vacuum cleaner masturbation is already a classic. However, there are others that make us wonder if a man really landed on the moon, and if so — how?

[Quiz] What Do Your Shopping Skills Say About You?

You've seen an outfit that looks great on the display window and decide to try it on. When the curtain draws back the sales assistant peeks in to marvel. “Wow, that looks great on you!”

How do you respond?