The Cucumber Dildo – Why Putting a Cucumber in Your Vagina is Good For You

A quick Google search for “sexual accidents during masturbation” gives you an incredible list of the most shameful ways to visit the emergency room.

And surprise, surprise.

95% of the heroes who come to the ER with a bottle of Coke up their ass are men.

This makes one wonder if a man really landed on the moon, and if so — how?