Eve arrived at my door flushed and agitated. This was not her style. During the years of our friendship she was always quiet — almost repressed.
That day something had happened to her that shook her out of her soft state. She believed
I get it.
You saw the Step-By-Step Guide to Mixing Orgasms with your Workout (get yours free here) and you jumped right into the routine without warming up. That’s a huge mistake.
But, who am I to blame?
There is a thin line between being inventive and not having a life. When you find yourself putting your penis inside a bag with smushed bananas on a regular basis, I advise you to think about this line.
Until then, enjoy the monkey business.
You paint your nails; you work out; you take care of your diet — but when was the last time you did something good for your vagina? Probably never.
Women don’t care about Kegel exercises unless they need to be. And when your doctor tells you about them, you probably