Do you remember Bill Murray’s 1993 ‘Groundhog Day’? Yeah!? Me neither?
It’s about a weatherman who finds himself living the same day over and over again.
The possibility of this happening in real life is close to zero, or so I thought.
But then again, I also believed I will never do drugs.
Now don’t get me wrong… I’m not implying I take drugs.
How should I put it mildly?
I’m the kind of person that doesn’t actually take drugs, so that when she does it feels f*ucking awesome!
Eve arrived at my door flushed and agitated. This was not her style. During the years of our friendship she was always quiet — almost repressed.
That day something had happened to her that shook her out of her soft state. She believed
I get it.
You saw the Step-By-Step Guide to Mixing Orgasms with your Workout (get yours free here) and you jumped right into the routine without warming up. That’s a huge mistake.
But, who am I to blame?
There is a thin line between being inventive and not having a life. When you find yourself putting your penis inside a bag with smushed bananas on a regular basis, I advise you to think about this line.
Until then, enjoy the monkey business.